Bharat ke is Nirman pe shaq hai mera


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11 Jul 2013

 
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When advertisements take precedence over governance, Congress spokespersons spring up like weeds over the decaying nation littered with Congress debris. In the hinterlands of the 1970s and 1980s, weeds automatically growing in fertile land were termed as “Congress Koora” (literally, Congress dirt) by the ordinary janata, for want of a better expression. Congress Koora had literally come to symbolise the wasted years of Nehruvian socialism. Today, Congress Kooda has entered our drawing rooms, courtesy, “Bharat Nirman”.

How can the most corrupt Government in the democratic history of the world claim the mantle of development without being ridiculed by ordinary voters? Congress never asks such questions before creating gargantuan jokes like Bharat Nirman. Mediocrity is a virtue that Congressmen wear with pride, for how can you be more intelligent or talented than your Dynastic leaders? Thus Congress spokespersons come up with a brilliant idea: “Let us tell India that we have built Bharat in the last 10 years, even though it is not visible to the naked eye.” At the heart of this brilliant idea is the assumption that all of India has the vision of the optometric wonder kid Sushil Kumar Shinde and the IQ levels of the modern day Newtonian genius, Rahul Gandhi.

India and Indians, fortunately, are far wiser than our rulers presume them to be. Thus, even though Bharat Nirman is nothing but a colossal waste of tax-payer’s rupees, India is making good use of it. We have created new Bharat Nirman jokes which have become synonymous with everything in India that doesn’t work. For instance, visit any village in the height of summer and the village folk will take you to their very own ‘Bharat Nirman Tullu Pump’, where water is the only thing that is not pumped out! It is an expensive joke no doubt, but at least the UPA has finally managed to bring a smile to the ordinary people.


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In order to understand the joke that is Bharat Nirman, let us consider the five premises on which this joke is based:

1. One of the primary goals of Bharat Nirman (as per the official release) is to provide electrification to the “remaining” 40,000 villages. Isn’t it a shame that 40,000 villages still don’t have electricity connections after 60 years of Congress rule? Even if you do provide these villages with electricity, where will you bring the electricity from? You have already scammed the raw material (coal) away! (Congress spokespersons might answer: Wait for another 60 years, we will release relevant ads in 2073.)

2. UPA mocks at USA in one of the Bharat Nirman advertisements, suggesting that UPA3 will provide jobs to US returnees. An economy that is 8 times bigger than ours is supposed to beg for jobs from Sonia Gandhi, especially when we are growing slowest in a decade at 5 per cent.

3. A lady in a train exalts the virtue of — hold your breath — bank nationalisation! An event that preceded the UPA by 3 decades is hailed today, because, had Indira Gandhi not nationalised the banks then, all the Ponzi schemes of the UPA would never have gotten the required unsecured loans from the banks – 2G, coal blocks etc. Indira’s vision must be hailed by every crook worth his salt.

4. Forty per cent rural teledensity is supposed to be another of UPA’s virtues which is nothing but stealing credit from the previous NDA Government. When NDA formulated the telecom policy, it became one of the first regimes to implement the revolutionary CPP (calling party pays), whereas when UPA formulated the telecom policy it created so many zeroes that we are still counting. Had there been a UPA/Congress Government in 1998-99, we would still be paying for even receiving calls on our mobile phones.

Really, what takes the cake in the Bharat Nirman ads is the subtle attempt to hint at Congress’ achievement of computerisation of India. A ticket-checker suggests that mobile-train-ticketing is UPA’s gift to India. That is about as hilarious as Kapil Sibal’s attempt at playing Steve Jobs.

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  • Ashutosh

    Unfortunately the stuff shown in the video is TRUTH… A bitter TRUTH

  • V.N.Seetharam

    Governance is a concept that has been destroyed by the UPA. I agree that this Sonia Raj is perhaps the worst any democratic nation has ever seen, But
    as I have always maintained this woman Sonia knows what to do with Power. the most hilarious joke told by her toddler son of less then100 IQ when he was crowned as the prince-in-waiting was the tale about his mother coming to his bedside and crying “Son power is Poison”. This immigrant illiterate Italian knows how to administer the venom in doses that would make the nation a bunch of “Lotus Eaters”. It is a classic case of putting a frog in a vessel filled with water and heating it so slowly that the frog will not jump out and eventually die. the Indian nation of a billion frogs are given this treatment by the Italian and her cohorts including the latest and the loudest mouthpiece Arnab Goswami who has joine the band of paid brothels to sing the praise of the monsters who have ruled us for nine years now. the scenario is dismal and when you see
    Islamists like Digvijay Singh accusing Modi of planting the bombs at Bodh Gaya while the nation silently watches this monster mouthing such garbage
    and is appearing in all channels as a host and revered spokesperson of a barbaric group called the Congress one has little hope. The doses of poison given to us is working well and the Sonia team is still confident
    of winning the election. We are yet to witness any rebellion fro within. Mulla Mulayam and the monster Mayawati along with Karunanidhi who has pledged his party to Sonia for his daughter’s re election to the Rajya Sabha are all a monolithic lot. With the 20% muslim vote which is the birth right of the Sonia party they still seem invincible. With anothe ten months to go these hard core criminals are not going to relinquish power that easily. It is a trying time for the nation. Suddenly Anna Hazare, Kejriwal and the rest have fallen silent. BJP has an Advani to sabotage and a Nitish to play hell. Let us hope darkness will end and the Modi light will shine.

  • S

    You should make an ad with a Congress Koora Slogan. Relate Congress to Koora. Alternative slogan of the above ad could be ‘Aisa Bharat Ka Nirman se Inkar Hai Mujhe’ or ‘Congress Ka Saath Bharat Ka Vinaash’

  • R Prasad

    Bharat ke is Nirman pe shaq hai mera
    Bharat Ke Barbaad tho beshaq ho raha

  • R Prasad

    Improvised shayari than before:

    Bharat ke is Nirman pe shaq hai mera
    Bharat ke barbaad tho beshaq hai pooraa

  • rs

    All of the policies followed by Nehru family are anti-India, anti-Hindu and in favour of Islamization of India. Nehru was a Muslim and the family has remained Muslim. Please google ‘origin of Nehru’. Jawahar is Arabic and Nehr is a Persian word. Nehru was never ‘Pandit’. I think he knew what he was doing when he did so much damage to the country. Also Bose, Shastri, SP Mukherji, DD Upadhyay, Rajiv Dixit all died mysteriously. They were all a threat to this family’s hold over India.

  • http://twitter.com/RahulMPathak Rahul

    The AV is superb this should be forward by every possible FREE media.
    Fortunately no budgets required..

  • rajput ankit singh

    bha rat ka nirman kewal ek jan samuh ko lekar nahi banta sab ko sath lekar banta hai




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